Well, my adorable Fluff-Muffin (Yes, I make up gooey names for my dog. Sickening I know.) thinks he is such a ninja. Yep, he thinks I don't know when he comes to bed at night.
He can't just come to bed when I do. Nope, too easy.
He has to wait until I turn off my bedside light. It has to be completely dark, and he thinks I'm sleeping. Um, sorry, boy, but I don't fall asleep 30 seconds after I get comfortable. =D
Sometimes he comes in and checks to see if I'm sleeping with the light on, but he always runs away if I try to coax him into bed.
Anywho, there I am all snug in my bed and counting the seconds it takes for him to come into my room.
I hear him. The atmosphere changes to one of anticipation. ONE . . . TWO . . . THREE . . . JUMP! Onto the bed he goes, and 20 lbs of dog step on my legs, while I feel like I'm in an earthquake. Then turn, turn, turn, turn one more time . . . PLOP! "Humph!"
Yes, my dog humphs and sighs.
It's so nice to have something warm and fuzzy plastered to your leg.
I bet you thought I was going to talk about me! HA!
He can't just come to bed when I do. Nope, too easy.
He has to wait until I turn off my bedside light. It has to be completely dark, and he thinks I'm sleeping. Um, sorry, boy, but I don't fall asleep 30 seconds after I get comfortable. =D
Sometimes he comes in and checks to see if I'm sleeping with the light on, but he always runs away if I try to coax him into bed.
Anywho, there I am all snug in my bed and counting the seconds it takes for him to come into my room.
I hear him. The atmosphere changes to one of anticipation. ONE . . . TWO . . . THREE . . . JUMP! Onto the bed he goes, and 20 lbs of dog step on my legs, while I feel like I'm in an earthquake. Then turn, turn, turn, turn one more time . . . PLOP! "Humph!"
Yes, my dog humphs and sighs.
It's so nice to have something warm and fuzzy plastered to your leg.
I bet you thought I was going to talk about me! HA!
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